Sry I called you an 8
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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