I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
So apparently I’m into choking now
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