Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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