I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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