It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize