Are we in a gay sports bar?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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