So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
All I want is dick and wine.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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