are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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