In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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