Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
