mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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