she kept yelling 'call me bella'
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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