Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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