they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
