Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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