Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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