But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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