Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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