Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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