She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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