You can't motorboat a personality
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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