I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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