It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I need help removing her.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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