I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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