FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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