Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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