Its about making memories worth repressing
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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