If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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