she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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