I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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