Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
