it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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