She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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