I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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