If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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