I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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