Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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