Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My orgasm happened in two different decades
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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