Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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