So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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