C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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