garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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