Pappa wants mamma naked
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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