I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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