did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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