Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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