i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i need some magic done to my vagina
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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