another moral hangover. fuck.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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