i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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