Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
this is an emotional support booty call
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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