Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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