I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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