I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
