remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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