the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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