I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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