So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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