the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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