S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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