It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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